(Source: caughtbythehalfmoon)

A Koala eating an apple for lunch, in Perth, Western Australia. [x]

(Source: asktaylors)

lalondes:

elijahkrantz:

i cant wait until elijah gets his own spin off show

that’s so gayven

RIP to the computers that have been thrown out of windows tonight.

(Source: niallthesnowflake)

there are these random red dots on my thighs

can you get burn marks from your laptop

thestandingroomline:

elijahkrantz:

Marnies a cockblock pass it on

for the record now that i see beau straight on. DAMN. HOT DAMN.


Elijah’s got good taste

thestandingroomline:

elijahkrantz:

Marnies a cockblock pass it on

for the record now that i see beau straight on. DAMN. HOT DAMN.

Elijah’s got good taste

tips on how to do the ol’ elijah-slap 

  • make it quick
  • make it sassy
  • make it look a little like a karate-chop

raisinbrandy:

raisinbrandy:

raisinbrandy:

there are two not one but TWO flying bugs in my room so I’ve armed myself with a hairbrush

I think one may be a little drunk because it’s flying in really low and uncomfortably close to me

and it just flIWE INTO MY NECKC GAFDRHJK

I’ve lost the hairbrush

I’m unarmed

please send your best armies I need back up over here

raisinbrandy:

raisinbrandy:

there are two not one but TWO flying bugs in my room so I’ve armed myself with a hairbrush

I think one may be a little drunk because it’s flying in really low and uncomfortably close to me

and it just flIWE INTO MY NECKC GAFDRHJK

raisinbrandy:

there are two not one but TWO flying bugs in my room so I’ve armed myself with a hairbrush

I think one may be a little drunk because it’s flying in really low and uncomfortably close to me

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