(Source: caughtbythehalfmoon)
i cant wait until elijah gets his own spin off show
that’s so gayven
(Source: niallthesnowflake)
there are these random red dots on my thighs
can you get burn marks from your laptop
tips on how to do the ol’ elijah-slap
there are two not one but TWO flying bugs in my room so I’ve armed myself with a hairbrush
I think one may be a little drunk because it’s flying in really low and uncomfortably close to me
and it just flIWE INTO MY NECKC GAFDRHJK
I’ve lost the hairbrush
I’m unarmed
please send your best armies I need back up over here
there are two not one but TWO flying bugs in my room so I’ve armed myself with a hairbrush
I think one may be a little drunk because it’s flying in really low and uncomfortably close to me
and it just flIWE INTO MY NECKC GAFDRHJK
there are two not one but TWO flying bugs in my room so I’ve armed myself with a hairbrush
I think one may be a little drunk because it’s flying in really low and uncomfortably close to me